
Well ok or for those of you who haven’t asked how my vacation was it likely has something to do with the fact that as of the moment I am unreachable, thanks to the Ticos who now have my cell phone and 7 pair of my already worn underwear, among other things. But we’ll get to that …
So Costa Rica was amazing. The country is gorgeous, as Jon and I found out as we drove through just about the entirety of one coast. Let me just warn you that if you ever try to do a quick 5 day trip to a foreign country you should not plan to drive every single day. It. Gets. Tiring. Especially if that country is Costa Rica and the roads are entirely made of gravel and potholes and occasionally the herd of cattle. Pictures to come later.
So the first day was hot springs and a cloudy volcano and the second day was driving to Monteverde, where we left off. We then did a zip line through the canopy of the rainforest which was awesome. Some of the ziplines were ridiculously long and stretched above the valley of trees so you were flying through the air. The countryside was beautiful and if that wasn’t enough there was a fantastically horrifying free fall swing that you could jump off of that was like bungee jumping but with less whiplash. We then started the long drive to Manuel Antonio.
Manuel Antonio is supposedly monkey heaven, as far as Costa Rica goes. We had our sights set a little too high I think. I mean I was expecting monkeys to be accosting me at every turn. I mean they stole stuff from Ashley Simpson (thanks Kat!). I guess the monkeys are very shallow and our stuff was not designer enough for them. Either way we went to Manuel Antonio Park and saw a whole troop of monkeys who managed to steal someone’s banana and almost jump on Jon’s head, saw some sloths, and tons of huge iguanas. The beach was superb – there was this little cove where the water was clear and there were not many waves so I could just float all day. It was perfect. Of course it also led to a nasty sunburn – nastier for Jon than me but still I think I’m losing some skin over this one.
Fabulous vacation. Oh ya – and then came Jaco. So on our last day we were driving back to San Jose to drop off our car and stay the night since our flight left at 6 am on Friday. We needed to use the internet really quick though before it got to late and so we left our hotel and started off to Cafe Milagro to grab a cup of joe and shoot off a few emails. Setback number 1: no plugs and Jon’s laptop was out of battery. No problem we will just find another internet cafe in Quepos. Setback number 2: Quepos internet place had no wireless so we decided to wait. Oh ya – and then came Jaco.
Jaco is this super touristy, South Padre-ish town that is the closest beach for the Ticos to get to from San Jaso. There’s a Best Western and tons of shops that sell little shells that say “Jaco, Costa Rica” and tons of t-shirts with Imperial beer on them. Seriously I was expecting to see Girls Gone Wild filming there and “Your Name on Rice” necklaces. Parked on the main street in the middle of the afternoon and ran in to the internet cafe to send a quick email. Came back 45 minutes later and …. we were suitcaseless. Apparently they broke in to our car – very skilled might I add since they did it without arousing suspicion and without hurting the car at all – and took our suitcases. Of course they are idiots and left my backpack which had my Ipod and charger and all. But they did get 7 pair of dirty underwear of mine and 7 pair of dirty underwear of Jon’s* and my phone and his glasses (*might be exaggerated a bit, a there were other clothes in our bags).
Minus the annoyance of it all I think they did me a favor in that it gave me an excuse to go shopping. Although it was a bit embarrassing when the credit card company called me today. So I had a copy of my passport and credit cards in my bag in case someone stole my purse (good intentions, bad outcome). When the bag got stolen I had to cancel those credit cards just in case. When I got home though I needed a way to pay for things until my new cards come next week so I pulled out the trusty back up Wells Fargo credit card from college and started racking it up. Today I got a message at work that my boss forwarded to me that I needed to verify some charges on my card so I call in to Wells Fargo. The guys then proceeds to read to me the charges, which let’s just say included a hefty charge from Victoria’s Secret online at like 4 in the afternoon plus another Victoria’s Secret charge in store like 2 hours earlier. This guy totally thought I was such a skank. I mean I was just replacing the underwear, bras, swimsuit that were stolen! Ha it was so great. Then I tried to make a joke with him about it and he was not having it. So those are the perils of having your luggage stolen – not too bad right? Plus international travel is much easier when you have no bags to bring through customs.
Anyway so we came back with much less than we went with – except memories (awww cheesy). Pictures to come soon when I get the cord from Jon. Until then you’ll have to Wikipedia sloths to figure out what they look like. Seriously though I got the best picture of one – I swear he is smiling at me.
Life back in SF in the same as usual, although much quieter since I have no means of communication. I will say that I just got a small $10 account on Skype and it is awesome.
I hadn’t used it much before but on my Mac I can just talk and some microphone somewhere hears me and then the person on the phone can hear me. Incredible. Technology just mesmerizes me.
Side notes:
1. does anyone know if beezy is a legitimate lingo word for bitch? TJ?
2. congrats to my bestie Megan on joining the College Station workforce
if I could put my 7 year old self back into elementary school and given myself a lisp I would totally have loved going to see you.
3. Lacey expect a letter soon. and expect it to have about 10 address return labels on the envelope. I just can’t get rid of these things faster than they are sending them. Green Peace sent some while I was in Costa Rica – how did they know I was collecting?
Well off for some sweet dreams as I am feeling lazy and really wanting to get a ton of sleep tonight. Ahh I am still living the vacation life. Monday is going to come like a slap in the face.